A snotty 7 year old with no brains who travels on an adventure every FUCKING DAY with her homosexual monkey, boots.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
What do they do after their half-an-hour show is up?
Nobody knows... except Diego, Dora's cousin. He joins in on the "festivities".
I swear in some episodes, where Dora and Boots are fed, someone sneaks some Crack into their food/drinks.
Dora The Explorer: C'mon boots. Let's go get fucked up.
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
Boots: Uh.. Dora... Little kids are watching.
Dora: so fucken what! Let's tell them how to buy drugs off a stranger.
Boots: First, we need the map
Dora: FUCK THA MAP!
by Dilzx33 August 9, 2008
A messed up show for toddlers.
THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!
Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O
THIS SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIONAL AND ALL THE ANIMALS AND OBJECTS SPEAK SPANISH.
This 4 year old is high and is allowed to go anywhere she wants. Even to another country WTF?!
Dora Would pull out a talking map.
He would tell them to go to the destination while passing 2 places.
And after the y pass all 2 places..they ask the viewer where to go. WHAT A LOAD OF RAT SHIT. Theres a gay Fox and all he does is steal Doras items that are worth anything. And to stop him, They would say "no swiping!" 3 times, and the fox would run away like a BIG PUSSY. Imagine Toddlers saying that to thieves in real life! :O
DORA THE EXPLORER
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!
Dora: Do you see the lake?
Viewer: Ur right in front of it retard.
Dora: Well done! we found the lake!
by B0b Marl3y August 6, 2008
Some little four year old, whiney spanish bitch who gets fucked over on acid on her show that appears on television daily. This program insults even those of the lowest form of intelligence.(Example: FOX producers who cancel every good show on the air -.-.) Who the fuck creates a character that's a fucking monkey that wears boots? And guess what, it's name is Boots. Creative,eh? They should've given it a thong and named it Sir Fancy. You know that's what Dora wants. Kinky time with a monkey. Fuckin' show. And you 'interact' with it.What the fuck does that mean? You don't. There's a little blue arrow that points at things. Oh,right. This is creating intelligent children for the future. No wonder humanity is doomed. Oh, and what about that gay-ass fox thing who steals shit. The only way to stop it is for Dora to say 'Swiper,no swiping' or some shit. And then the little wannabe badass fox thing touches himself and runs into the woods. Come on. That's pathetic. These toddlers and going to grow up into adults and when some drunk guy tries to steal something off one, they're gong to yell 'Swiper, no swiping.' You know how fucked up that is? I'd rather go swallow razors and then drink salty lemonade then have to see a fucked over four year old sing to inanimate fucking objects again.
Some Dipshit: I dressed up as Dora the Explorer for hallowe'en, and got nailpolish remover forced down my throat.
Someone in their right mind: AHAHA You dumb fuck.
Someone in their right mind: AHAHA You dumb fuck.
by H1tl3r August 9, 2007
Person 1: Hey, who is that dank ass two year old in front of the mental hospital asking “can you find the mental hospital”?
Person 2: oh no… it’s her… WE GOTTA RUN
Random dude: ITS DORA THE EXPLORER
*runs away in fear*
Person 2: oh no… it’s her… WE GOTTA RUN
Random dude: ITS DORA THE EXPLORER
*runs away in fear*
by Ozzy the fruity fag February 27, 2022
Dora the Explorer: "Where's the mountain?"
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."
Caillou: "It's right in front of you, dumbass."
Boots: "Where is it?'
Caillou: "I already told you, idiot, it's in front of you."
Dora the Explorer: "Say it again!"
Caillou: "Whatever, why the hell do people watch this bullcrap."
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
a girl of spanish decent that likes to go on "trips" to explore to some random ass place. One of her partners, Boots, is a monkey who doesnt shut up! she always needs help from retards who watch to call to the map for directions and always needs the people watching to remember! along the way she always runs into a few "buddys" and also into swiper the pussy fox. sure he tries to steal shit, but its only because he wants to throw it. most of the time she has her way with him using three words, "swiper no swiping!" after that swiper runs off. her other partner is diego, her cousin. but she must be on drugs because she thinks every inanimate object speaks spanish! after they reach their destination, she has to sing the we did it song which is gay as hell. the way i see this show it is funny as hell!
Dora the explorer: Hola im dora, we gotta say "abre" to open the gate.
Boots: say "abre", say "abre"!
(nothing happens)
Boots: umm dora nothing happened.
Dora: I swear this thing has to speak spanish!
Boots: youre tripping balls dora!
Dora: youre right. i love you boots.
Boots: say "abre", say "abre"!
(nothing happens)
Boots: umm dora nothing happened.
Dora: I swear this thing has to speak spanish!
Boots: youre tripping balls dora!
Dora: youre right. i love you boots.
by Krtrcr17 August 28, 2009
A gay little kid with the worst TV show on earth. It's really not educational. I mean... Blue's Clues is more educational than that and it's got talking shovels. Dora is enimies with a fox named Swiper. Swiper, at some point in the show, comes and steals something that is LEAST valuable to Dora, or something that she can regain within 5 minutes. But anyway, she goes after Swiper (if he even accomplishes actually stealing something). Or, if her item is "valuable", she says "Swiper no swiping!" or something related to that, and sticks out her hand like a little homosexual. And she's got herself a little companion whose name is Boots, a monkey who wears red boots. OOH! That is so creative that I cannot handle it *sarcastically*! And he complains about mostly everything throughout the whole 30 minutes. She also carries a backpack and a map, and yes, these items... talk. The map only shows 3 places which is so helpful (not). And last of all, she asks you questions that have obvious answers. For example, she will ask you "Where is my sock?" Then, the camera will zoom in on her sock lying there, two inches away from her, and draw your attention to it by making 17 billion arrows point at it. And don't be surprised cause they will fit ALL of them on the screen.
Summary: Dora the Explorer is a gay homo who is also very stupid, with talking animals and objects and she goes places using her map. Soon she runs into Swiper the Fox or she has a problem that needs to be solved using the items in her backpack, which we all know Swiper tries to steal.
THE END!
THE END!
by xXaeropostaleXx January 28, 2008