Doosh waste 

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

Doosh waste by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

doomster 

A fan of the Doom Metal subgenre. This includes bands like Candlemass, Paradise Lost, November's Doom, and more recently, Esoteric and Sunn O))).

That Candlemass concert has tons of doomsters at it.

doomster by Adam Kohrman December 15, 2008

dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.

I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.

dogstacles by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

Doomtarding 

The act of spreading doom and reasonably retarded facts around the internets.

Michele Bachman spends so much time doomtarding that she forgets her weekly botox injections.

Doomtarding by sumumabiatch December 18, 2010

doose monkey 

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.

In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.

doose monkey by Jereboam November 20, 2010

Doosdronk 

"cunted" or to be extremely drunk. South African origin.

We ended up going to that party and getting Doosdronk. John hooked up with the wall.

Doosdronk by RustyJames- December 12, 2011

fair doos 

Means the same thing as "fair enough". Shows that you think something is acceptable, or that you don't care and just want to end the discussion.

Bob: No what I meant was that I think your mum is a nice person.
Jim: Oh right. Fair doos!

fair doos by Son of JAR July 30, 2004