bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.

Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"

by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 June 30, 2009

Mexican Doorway

The act of dropping a fart and letting someone walk into it.

Damn, i just got stuck in that Mexican doorway you left!

by Slightly-Odd June 9, 2023

Doorway Effect

Whenever you walk into a room, and you don't know why you walked into that room.

I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"

by backslash\\\ July 14, 2022

Like a duck through a doorway

Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.

Man, Jack was so chaotic last night.
Yeah, he was like a duck through a doorway!

by Alley cat November 3, 2023

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021