Groton Doorhandle 

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.

Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.

Groton Doorhandle by MartyFromGroton May 31, 2018

doornado

When some one is going through one of those revolving doors to enter a building, quickly go up and spin the door as fast as you can while they're trapped inside. One of the best pranks ever!

I had a fucked day at the office. My boss was a being such an asshole. I was so pissed I hit him with the doornado as he was leaving the office. Can't believe I got fired the next day. Fucked up coincidence I guess.

doornado by BigLerk November 30, 2013

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger 

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger by D B Cooper December 20, 2013

Doorange 

The word that rhymes with orange.

What rhymes with orange? Doorange. Dur.

Doorange by imapersonsostfuahurhur April 15, 2010

Open the door and throw the mail inside 

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.

I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

Open the door and throw the mail inside by Billiam McFucktard May 17, 2019

Polish Doorhandle 

The act sticking your hand up your partner's anus, pulling out poop, wiping it all over your dick and cockslapping your partner.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Polish Doorhandle.

Polish Doorhandle by poopshack1233 June 30, 2012

Doorhandle Reminder 

When your parents are in the car and they forget to unlock the door to let you in because they think the unlock button unlocks the whole car and you start to rapidly pull on the handle to remind them to unlock the door and then they get mad at you for no reason.

*Parents get in car and start to drive off*
*pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* AKA Doorhandle Reminder
“WHY ARE YOU PULLING ON THE HANDLE SO MUCH!?”

Doorhandle Reminder by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017