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Door open moose 

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
Door open moose by grittyt May 6, 2018
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Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.
Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)
Barn Door Open by Online Fan March 27, 2015

Pooping with the door open 

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.
Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

pissing with the door open 

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.
"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

doodoo with the door open 

A really hateful and racist term for a white girl who wants a interracial relationship. It says white women are nasty, smell bad, and always take a dump with the door open.
She's beautiful and sweet, but I don't want a 'doodoo with the door open.'

Left the Side Door Open 

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

The Open Door 

The Open Door is the second studio release by hard-rock band Evanescence. It was released on October 3, 2006 in the United States. The tracklisting is as such:

1. Sweet Sacrifice
2. Call Me When You're Sober
3. Weight of the World
4. Lithium
5. Cloud Nine
6. Snow White Queen
7. Lacrymosa
8. Lke You
9. Lose Control
10. The Only One
11. You're Star
12. All That I'm Living For
13. Good Enough

The first single off the album is 'Call Me When You're Sober', written about lead singer Amy Lee's ex-boyfriend, Shaun Morgan of the South African hard rock band Seether. The next single is 'Lithium', slated for release around Halloween of 2006.

Evanescence's previous albums include the multiple-times platinum Fallen, the live album Anywhere But Home {which was released with a live DVD}, and the demos Origin, the Sound Asleep EP, and the self-titled Evanescence EP.
The Open Door is a really badass album by Evanescence.
The Open Door by Mesektet October 23, 2006