door children

This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*

Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.

by JellieBean17 December 9, 2007

door children

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.

Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.

by cuban1234 December 30, 2009