1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.
Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"