A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.
The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".
The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.
Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.
(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".
The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.
Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.
(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
by The Poop November 26, 2004
A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened, and we got the spoon.
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened, and we got the spoon.
by The Poop November 24, 2004
Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.
Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004