Top Definition
someone who kisses ass alot, and has left over poop on their upper lip; brown noser; can also be used to call someone who gets a dirty sanchez.
Benny: I totally cant stand Daniels, he's always tryna 1 up everyone in the shop.

Lincoln: I know he's such a doodoo mustache!!!
by midnight ninja August 12, 2009

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