damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking 

Anoying

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” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking by NOTAGAYPERSONBECAUSEOSKARISGAY March 2, 2020

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

I don’t remember asking 

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

I don’t remember asking by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

i don't remember 

a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease.

"Why did you do it?"
"I don't remember!"

i don't remember by xxbcgoddessxx June 21, 2009

That's crazy but I don't remember asking 

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about

Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

That's crazy but I don't remember asking by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020

I don’t remember asking 

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020