donkeyman
donkeyman is a merchant navy term for a stoker on the old steam ships. I appreciate it's not a tremendously humorous definition.
donkeyman by Andy_is_not_my_name September 8, 2010
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A cross between a spiderman, and a donkeypunch...
So you're having anal sex. Just before you cum, you (the giver), punch the reciever in the back of the head. Their ass muscles tighten, increasing the sensation. Cum once inside, then quickly pull out and nut in your hand. The reciever will turn around, and as they do, slap them across the face with your man go, whilst screaming "Go Web, Go!". Finally, adopt your finest superhero pose, and don't move until you're finished soaking up the glory
So you're having anal sex. Just before you cum, you (the giver), punch the reciever in the back of the head. Their ass muscles tighten, increasing the sensation. Cum once inside, then quickly pull out and nut in your hand. The reciever will turn around, and as they do, slap them across the face with your man go, whilst screaming "Go Web, Go!". Finally, adopt your finest superhero pose, and don't move until you're finished soaking up the glory
I donkeyman'd your mum!
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donkeyman
Someone who dates your daughter and takes the place over. He brings his shit over, including his mass defecating boxer and makes himself at home. Need not worry my friend, in 3-4 years this vagrant of a boyfriend will be gone, off to lead a life of doing sopa operas and dancing at male strip clubs (such as "the Cave"). Donekeyman may resemble Dolph Lungren, but don't let him fool you, he knows no fighting moves, as he will assault you with his prowess of pole dancing and "As The World Turns" trivia
I went to Cruise's house yesterday and donkeyman was there with his boxer. He soon left, however, to his exotic dancing gig at Retro 35621007.
donkeyman by BK the anonymous washroom attendant March 19, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable