n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.

adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.
"That was such a donkey ditch move."

"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."
by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 24, 2011
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A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
by jackhammer Dave February 23, 2011
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