When someone surreptitiously augments or replaces his roommates normal masturbatory lotion with IcyHot mentholated cream.
Eddard has been a wanker lately so I decided a Dong of Ice and Fire was in order; I went into his room and poured a bunch of IcyHot into the bottle of lotion in his nightstand.
by slapdickery August 1, 2011