Don’t-let-go advice 

Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.

Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »

Don’t-let-go advice by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019

Don’t Let Him Go

So you figure that you've got him all figured out
He's a sweet-talking stud who can melt a girl's heart with his pout
He's the kind of lover that the ladies dream about
Whoo! Yes, he is
He's got plenty of cash, he's got plenty of friends
He drives women wild, then he drives off in a Mercedes-Benz
He's got a long wick with a flame at both ends
He's hot
But don't let him go
Just give him a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go
He makes you so angry, he makes you so sore
The wait may be worth it, but how can you wait anymore
When you're wondering what you're waiting for?
Baby, I don't know
But don't let him go
Just give him a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go

Baby, Don’t Let Him Go
Just give him a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go
Baby, don't let him go
He just needs a chance to grow
Take it easy, take it slow
And don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Don't let him go
Oh, no

Don’t Let Him Go by Death Menace August 3, 2023

Don’t Let It Go To Your Head 

Now that you know
How I feel about you
Don't let it go your head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
Now that you know I can't live without you
Don't let it go to your head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
Don't take advantage of my love
Treat me good
Treat me bad
Treat me bad
Now that I'm givin' you every part of me
Don't let go to your head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
'Cause if you're playing games
It would be a shame
Don't break my heart
Don't break my heart

Now that you know how I feel about you
Don’t Let It Go To Your Head, no
Don't let it go to your head, no no no no
'Cause if you're playing games
It would be a shame
Don't break my heart
Don't break my heart
Don't let it
Don't let it
Don't let it
Go
To your head, no no no no

Don’t Let It Go To Your Head by Death Menace September 17, 2023

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021