don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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by Memelovingfuck42069 September 20, 2015

don't get loud

Term used to tell someone they are out of control, being a bitch, or whinning about something.

Roger is at Dunkin Donuts, ordering with his iPod on
Roger: Yeah let me get a Coolatta
Dunkin Donuts Employee checking Coolatta machine: Sorry we're out
Roger: YOUR OUT! YO, EVERYTIME I COME HERE YOU GUYS ARE OUT!!
Dunkin Donuts Employee: Ay, don't get loud!
Roger asking friend: It wasn't that loud???

by Take_Notes May 8, 2006

Don't Get It Twisted

It means dont make the situation Worse then what it really is Aka Dont over React

Dude Me and your Girl Were Just Chillin Don't Get it Twisted

by Mrjoe2you June 1, 2011

Don't get lemon

"Don't get lemon" - simply means 'don't get loud' in cockney slang. Usually used in london pubs when the bloke wearing the stone island jacket gets vexed with some mug at the bar.

"Don't get lemon you gooner mug, or i'll cut your fucking jacobs off"

by _FaRSightxc2_ August 7, 2006

Don't Get AIDs

An expression used to tell someone to be careful.
Also can be in the form of 'Don't CATCH AIDS.

Guy at party: Gonna be diggin that girl out soon.

His Friend: Cool, use rubber and don't get AIDS.


Ty: Going rock climbing on Saturday

His mom: K son, just don't get AIDs. *mwah* Love you.

Ty: WTF!!!?



WWII Marine Captain: Now remember men, we're completely surrounded by the enemy. Use you head or the snipers will make your you lose it. Just don't catch AIDs and we'll be home to see our families by Christmas. Clear?

His Men: 0_o

WWII Marine Captain: I said. AM I CLEAR MEN!!!!???

His Men: er....SIR YES sir!!!!?

by Ice? si March 28, 2009

don't get sent

Don't get sent is usually used when someone is trying to get something from someone though is tricked in to doing or missing something.

*Boy is holding a pen of another student*
"Can I have my pen back please?"
*Boy* "Here take it."
*Boy two reaches for the pen*
*boy one pulls the pen away saying, "Don't get Sent

by Comic Reader December 12, 2016

I don't get it.

Trains failing to understand a sexual joke because of his so called "innocence".

"I don't get it." - trains

by Muffin44 July 11, 2021