| 1. | Condom Mobile | ||
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A purple van driven by a Social Services worker in the state of North Carolina.
The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males. Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location. This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state. If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited. Marc: We saw the condom mobile today. It was cruising around town. My boyfriend, Cody, went and asked the social worker, Mr. Doe, for some condoms.
John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad. |
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| 2. | dirty chewbacca | ||
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When a girl is deepthroating you, you pinch her nipples right as you cum. Her scream paired with the warm liquid and dick in her throat will produce a sound similar to chewbacca's growl Dude, you're girlfriend gives such good head that I gave her a dirty chewbacca!
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| 3. | dominatrix | ||
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One mean bitch in bed. I recently found out my mother was a dominatrix as I heard my father screaming from the bedroom.
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| 4. | Domino | ||
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1. n. A white rectangle with black dots on it.
2. n. a 2 player game where you have to match dominos with 5 dots to another domino with 5 dots, and dominos with 3 dots with another domino with 3 dots and so on. whoever runs out of dominos first, wins. 1. Is that a spotted box or a domino?
2. I just put down my domino with 5 dots next to your domino with 5 dots and now i am out of dominos, so i win! |
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| 5. | Colt | ||
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Make a wrong move, deliberately, to change the outcome of a plan. 1. Who colt de game? It's not a natty dread, it must be bald head.
2. I'm gonna colt dinner if she keeps on about babies. |
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| 6. | dominoed | ||
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Used in the multiplayer mode of a first-person shooter. It's when you get killed immediately after killing someone else, similar to how dominoes fall after being set in a row. Dammit! I just got dominoed! That bastard!
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| 7. | fuck'tard | ||
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An abbreviated combination of the words:
"Fucking"+"Retard". (NOUN-proper)= Fuck'Tard: A slow to git it type person AND when they DO GIT it, still fucks it up; an individual makin' stoopid mistakes when they know better but did't really think it through-And as this individual is in the process of executing this mistake, they can see it revealing itself as a mistake in slo-mo, thus makin' them worthy of the title... (VERB-past tense)= fuck'tarded or fucked'tard: messing up BIG TIME after they think they git it but really don't cuz they misunderstood and went ahead n DID IT anyways without full comprehension of the sitiation; Too Gung-Ho to thoroughly understand an issue or too arrogant to admit they did't understand but think they understand a situation, jumping in head-first to tackle the issue but screwin' it up even more, thus creating a dominoe chain of effects in making one mistake after another, unable to recover nicely. (NOUN-proper): TD asked the producer 3 times about the change, put the automation cue in for the reporter's tape, then missed the roll cue, hit the "TAKE" button anyways and ended up rolling a 5 second open to the wrong pitch reel as the reporter was tossing back to the anchor. What a Fuck'Tard!
(VERB-past tense): The above TD saw that the video for the reporter didn't match but hit the "TAKE" button anyways becuz they were lost and couldn't adjust quickly enough to just skip it. They FREAKED under PRESSURE! AND as they hit the button to execute this command to wipe to tape, the 5 second open seemed like 30 seconds slo-mo'd in their mind and everyone elses' as it was happenin'. When the wrong video revealed underneath, they realized they had just fuck'tarded a series of bad moves AND NOW, there would be HELL for everyone to pay when the nasty memos concerning this uncanny on-air mistake poured forth. Thanks, Fuck'Tard! NOW, EVERYONE SUFFERS from the low moral your mistake has set in motion with all the nasty finger-pointing! |
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