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Chasing Dolphins 

There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)
Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?

Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.

Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.
Chasing Dolphins by RationalMan March 29, 2013

Dolphinising 

The process by which a female shaves their entire body sometimes but not always, in preparation for sex.
'I'm like a dolphin, smooth all over'

'I'm dolphinising tonight'
Dolphinising by EMEM23 April 7, 2017

Dolphining 

Dolphining is the practice of posting a status message by using someone else's Facebook account. The status message is intended as a prank, and has the purpose of showing the world that the owner of the account was foolish enough to allow somebody else to access his/her Facebook account. Examples of foolishness include forgetting a personal computer unlocked, or leaving a mobile phone laying around.

The name comes from the fact that the status message has to contain the word "dolphin," or be talking about dolphins. This way, whoever sees the messages instantly knows about its nature and can laugh at the victim.

After realizing that he/she has been "dolphined," there is a strict honor code that the victim has to follow. In particular, the message can be deleted only if none of the victim's friends has liked it yet. If the post receives at least one like it will have to be left unchanged and accessible forever, as a testimony of the victim's lameness in allowing someone else to access her Facebook.
Ali has been victim of dolphining four times in the last two days.

dolphinish 

(noun) 1.the language that dolphins speak

(adj.) 2. describing someone who acts like a dolphin or is obsessed with dolphins
1. i can speak dolphinish fluently now that the dolphins who live in my backyard have taught me.

2. that girl is so dolphinish, she even has dolphins living in her backyard.
dolphinish by Maura Z May 5, 2010

Dolphinitely 

Totally, absolutely, or of course. Definitely.
Guy: Are you going out tonight?
Girl: Dolphinitely, I'm so excited to party.
Dolphinitely by FunkLove1980 September 21, 2014

Miami Dolphins 

Founded in 1966 as a member of the AFL, the Dolphins established themselves as a great franchise by hiring Don Shula as coach in 1970- he would lead the team until 1995! Miami had 7 playoff berths in the 1970s, making the Super Bowl 3 straight times from 1971-73. They won 2 of these titles, taking Super Bowls VI and VII. On their way to the Super Bowl VI crown, Miami became the only team in NFL history to go undefeated at 17-0. An urban legend is that members of the '72 Dolphins celebrate a toast each year when the last undefeated team loses. Lost the Super Bowl in 1982 and picked up the legendary Dan Marino as quarterback the next season. Marino led the Dolphins to a loss in the Super Bowl in 1984 and to 10 playoff berths in his career which lasted until 1999. However, the league's all time leading passer never won a championship. Have not made the playoffs since 2001, just barely missing them in 2002 and 2003.
"The Miami Dolphins win a low scoring game against Washington. They are 17-0 and champions of the National Football League."
Miami Dolphins by Sports Info July 3, 2006