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dogtastrophe 

A catastrophe, but involving a dog.
Sadly, a freak electric toothbrush dogtastrophe had befallen the previously lucky Fifi.

dog tags 

metal identification tags worn around the neck in the millitary
I forgot that I still had my dog tags on when I got in the shower.

dogtag on dogtag

Slang for sexual relations between soldiers. This can also mean any kind of romantic relationship, as well, provided that both partners are in the military (and of opposite sexes, in accordance with the laws of the UCMJ).
"D's dating another medic... man, that guy is really into dogtag on dogtag action."

dogtastic 

Watch where you put your feet in the park, it's a bit dogtastic out there.
dogtastic by EddingtonPD August 26, 2009
A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.
"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^
dogtag by Dave February 22, 2004

Golden Dog Tags

"Golden Dog Tags" are a less than commonly used term in the United States Armed forces, to describe one who has Fornicated with a member of every branch of service including their own. Masterbation does not count. The reason it is "less than commonly used" term, is due to the difficulty to get the opportunity for intercourse with other services.
Steven: bro do you remember that navy chick I watched a movie with lastnight?.. Fucked her right in the pussy. Guess who has their golden dog tags?..

Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.

Steven: still counts pussy.
Golden Dog Tags by Pusslicka22 October 21, 2014