Silas Dogood 

A jealous, insecure, backstabbing female who can not keep her legs closed

A manipulative long-time "believed to be" female friend who envies and wants your life. She will create smear campaigns, cause conflicts between you and your friends, family and partner. She believes she deserves YOUR life more than you do and will go out of her way to destroy it, then blame it all on you.

An overt narcissistic, trashy female who behaves in a well rounded manner, yet has the morals and standards of a bar slut.

Pay no attention to her underlying insults and backhanded compliments, she is just a Silas Dogood and it would do you good to stay away from her.

You're such a Silas Dogood. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too

Silas Dogood by idgjigto August 31, 2020

Silence Dogood 

Silence Dogood was the first of many alter-egos that Benjamin Franklin created throughout his life. For her would-be suitors, Silence Dogood did not exist. She was the invention of sixteen year-old Benjamin Franklin, who was working at the time as an apprentice to his older brother, James, a Boston printer. Franklin concealed his authorship of the letters from his brother. He later wrote that he slipped the first Silence Dogood letter beneath the door of his brother’s printing shop at night to avoid detection. However, he later was pleased to listen in as his brother and his friends approvingly discussed the letter and decided to place it on the front page of the paper. Franklin wrote a total of fourteen Silence Dogood letters between April 2 to October 8, 1722. When he stopped writing the letters, his brother placed an ad in the paper in an attempt to find out who the mysterious letter writer really was. When Franklin confessed to his brother that he was the author, his brother grew quite displeased, fearing that all the compliments paid to Silence Dogood would make young Benjamin grow vain. Soon after this, Franklin decided to run away and seek his fortune in Philadelphia.

Jake - "Hey have you heard about those Silence Dogood letters in history class yet?"

brett - "Yea, that's kinda messed up how Benjamin Franklin would do that to his brother."

Silence Dogood by Speedracer22 January 12, 2009

dogfood ass 

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.

My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.

dogfood ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017

Dogfood 

Street slang for Heroin. Used in New Orleans, mostly out of the Hollygrove area.

Say dude, you got that dogfood?

Dogfood by *YUESER* November 8, 2011

why do good girls like bad guys? 

a question that a good boy has been having for a real long time. even though he's good, he has been bad and it's plain to see. so why do good girls fall in love with him?

"hey, freddie?"
"yeah ricardo."
"why do good girls like bad guys?"
"IVE HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME"
"IVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE"
"SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

why do good girls like bad guys? by anonymous November 14, 2018

do good shat 

A expression of the language of do - AKA do language

"Do Everything and anything that can not only be good, but also can be good shat. Can be used in any variation, form, style, prose, accent. Do good shat is always do good shat but it's at its best when said with a beach accent, which immediately satisfies the human race"

Smile: Let's take do hit!

Danage: it's do good shat!!!

Yunest: IT'S do good SHAT!!

Krakage: IT'S DO GOODSHAT (beach voice)

Tykage: ^^^ do good shat

do good shat by Do language October 2, 2011

Dr. Do-Good 

This name refers to the main object used to put your child through the harsh corporal punishments known as beatings: known mostly by African families (Mainly Nigerian). Whether its a belt, a slipper or a wooden plank, Do-good will either improve your child's doodoo behaviour or help them gain a tolerance to domestic weapons

Nigerian pikin : *takes part in some doodoo behaviour*
Nigerian Mama: *finds out* "Lemme call Dr. Do-Good for you"
Nigerian pikin: *bends down in preparation for his medicine*

Dr. Do-Good by Zenagon May 11, 2021