| 1. | Dog Years | ||
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The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year. For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".
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| 2. | NAMDLA | ||
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National Man-on-Dog Love Association. Former Senator Rick Santorum is President. They advocate legalization of sex with canines under 18 dog-years old. Rick Santorum's dog Mahound was terrified--he was under 18 in dog years and Rick is president of NAMDLA. Santorum's previous pet Max ended up sore and covered with Santorum. His friend Ginger did not end up with Santorum on her, but instead gave birth to the ugliest and dumbest puppies he had ever seen. The pound put them to sleep before they could damage the country.
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| 3. | dog years | ||
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There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years. You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.
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| 4. | Beer Dog | ||
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Coveted by women the world over. Beer Dog, or Love Dog as the ladies call him, has the sexual stamina of a silverback gorilla and the penis of a National winner. A preditor of Social Me and winner of the Chewbacca Awards 3 years running. "Hello my name is Flanders. I have never had sex with a women before, unlike that Love Master....The Beer Dog !!"
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| 5. | laptop years | ||
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A laptop computer ages sixteen years for every human year. "Dad, I NEED a new laptop! This one is already two years old. That's THIRTY-TWO in laptop years! I can't go to high school with thirty-two-year-old laptop."
"Yeah, my laptop is five years old. That's EIGHTY in laptop years. Sure, she's grumpy and slow, but I'm used to the keyboard and I know where all my programs are. It's like this old La-Z-Boy: molded to my butt." |
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| 6. | Fifa years | ||
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Measuring one's life by the amount of Fifa world cups which take place once every 4 years. I am 8 Fifa years young, I was born in 1980 and have seen 8 fifa world cups.
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| 7. | Teenage Years | ||
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Like dog years, teenage years is just another annoying time difference. If you are with a friend, then 3 hours is equal to 20 minutes. However, if you are doing something with your parents, 10 minutes is equal to TOO LONG. Jack" "Can we go now?"
Mom: "In 15 minutes." Jack: "But that's like my whole life in teenage years." |
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