Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011