Dickyard 

A place full of retarded dickheads

Support forum is a really big dickyard

Dickyard by eightincher June 14, 2015

dackwards

cool way of saying backwards

I put my car in reverse by shifting to D. Unfortunately, it went forwards (Drive). I thought the "D" was for Dackwards.

dackwards by ben2600 January 30, 2009

dockyard oyster 

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.

Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!

dockyard oyster by Satandog February 2, 2006

Dockyard 

Noun- A place where docking takes place

I was going to go to the movies but I decided to go to a dockyard instead

Dockyard by Jim Sominsummthin May 19, 2011

dockyard 

The place where gays get together to endure the gay games of docking and hide the sausage.

"Hi Tim, want to come down to the dock yard?"

dockyard by Raz Egerton February 1, 2004

Docklands 

Getting so maggot you can't remember how you got there.

Being really drunk

Mate, I'm on my way to docklands.

Babe, keen to go to docklands tonight?

Docklands by The mystery shopper March 12, 2017

dockyard spanner 

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

dockyard spanner by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013