an old man who is the principal of a school. most often a civics major. enjoys giving mass detention and punishing students for seeking out a full code of conduct.
yo doc faz, we got that copy of the code of conduct from adipietro, what now!?!?!?!?
yo doc faz i ain't goin' to your detention, deal with it bitch!
yo doc faz i gave your wife a strawberry shortcake!