|1.||do an R Kelly|
To urinate in an inappropriate place, especially on a person. Also especially applicable to acts of inappropriate urination fueled by 40 ouncers of malt liquor.
"This is bullshit, dude, I'm gonna do an R Kelly on this fool's Lexus."
"I want to do an R Kelly all over Ann Coulter's face. I bet she'd like it. Bunnnnnggg."