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8.
when two people are too lazy and fucked-up to work it out so they just get a divorce. also is way too common in today' society. people who have had or are going through a divorce will tell you that they have "done everything they can to work it out" but really they haven't becuase if it were true, they wouldnt be getting one. they will also tell you that it is totally the other persons fault, which is ironic because if they arent even willing to admit that they mightve made one little mistake, how are they going to admit more, and this may be the cause of the whole thing. and after your rents divorce, your mother will cry everytime she hears "love" and then expects you to be there for her when shes crying her ass off which is extremely hard cause you dont even want to be around either of them for the rest of your lives. mom will kick dad out and never even talk to him again. only through their kids. they call each other "your mother" or "your father". basically two incredibly fucked-up people taking the easy way out of things without considering the feelings or thoughts of children, parents, and other family.
my parents are so fucked up they had do get a divorce.
by phermone cult January 16, 2005
 
9.
A period at the end of woman's marriage where she becomes an emotionally unstable, gold digging, bitch with an unearned sense of entitlement.
She was getting a divorce and was taking everything .
by JoyDropNelson September 05, 2010
 
10.
The follow-up to 50% of american marriages.
"My mom got her 2nd divorce today"
by Kristen December 01, 2003
 
11.
It only has one meaning, that being you can spend 15 years together and then one day your wife cannot cope with the fact that the bread winner is having a few money problems. So her idea princessis DIVORCE and well i didnt have the money for a laywer, so she does not have money problems now she got 15 years of my hard work one million dollars and my son. I ended up broke and with a broken heart and not a friend to talk too.
This is were your wife lives the life of a princess, does nothing but enjoy what her loving husband has provided for her.
by once happy brax June 21, 2004
 
12.
wow! not fun!
I am going through a divorce.
by cranberryjuice June 07, 2010
 
13.
The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
Divorce example : You
by TheLostRealist June 17, 2011
 
14.
the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet
guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...
by The Gibber May 27, 2007