Durex Baby 

A child born from the use of a failed Durex condom i.e. breakage.

My daughter is a Durex baby.

Durex Baby by Mikeytitt May 2, 2008

Durexecution 

The act of fucking a girl using a Durex condom. Preferably not in the butt.

Joe: You meet up with Corinne last night?
Jeremiah: Oh yeah! Straight Durexecution.
Joe: Nice

Durexecution by Asscrack Nobama May 18, 2011

durex 

One of the world's leading condom brands.

Quote: Mike the Cool Person from The Young Ones: "A hundred and seventy five pounds worth of durex please."

durex by The Bodom Beach pervert April 30, 2006

durex 

Durex: Because you dont know where she's been.

Dude, do you know where she's been? Better be packing some Durex.

durex by Blaino December 3, 2007

diuretic 

Medicine used by women or men who believe they have retained water weight. Causes urination amounts to increase. Water weight is typically regained when patient stops using the diuretic. Common over-the-counter forms include Diurex and beverages with caffeine and alcohol.

On my period, but not in pain. Just bloated. Time for diuretics.

diuretic by spammax June 24, 2010

Durex Bunny 

A Durex Bunny is when a male has ejaculated into two separate condoms and then places them on their partners head as if they had bunny ears.

Hi John, can you please grab those used condoms over their and give me a Durex Bunny.

Durex Bunny by Classique64 December 11, 2018

Dilrex

Someone who commits completely moronic acts without any foresight to the consequences.
Also: Someone who lacks intelligence and the ability to predict possible outcomes for their actions

You dropped the slab on my foot you fucking dilrex!

Dilrex by Johnny Guapo November 23, 2003