(Noun) Pronounced DITS - BANG. Used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally "blonde". Usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. Not to be confused with waterheads, retards, inbreds, jackoffs, or other stupid varieties.
Suzanne Somers portrayed "Chrissie" in "Three's Company" as a total ditzbang.....
by Jim "Bigg Dawgg" Jones August 14, 2006