A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.
It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.
Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.
"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"