When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.
Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.
by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. September 8, 2015
To leave due to a spouse or partner turning gay. Many people are also retarded and misspell the word disappear.
Guy1: All my hoes dissapeered in less than 24 hours.
Guy2: That's great! Do you want to go on a date?
Guy3: Sure!
Guy2: That's great! Do you want to go on a date?
Guy3: Sure!
by RamenRat June 17, 2021