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You know when you're on the shitter, really gruntin' one out, spend 20 minutes hammerin' the commode, and when you've finished, there's only two little knobs of doo in the bowl.
Dude, what took so long?

Sorry man, I have a bad case of "dispinchloafia" today.
by Uncle Kurtie November 15, 2006

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