special dispensation 

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.

'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.

special dispensation by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Papal Dispensation 

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.

You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!

Papal Dispensation by Bishop of Rome June 9, 2010

nigga dispensation 

When a black person gives their white friend permission to use the N-word around them.

"I gave Kyle nigga dispensation and now he thinks he can drop N-bombs wherever he wants."

nigga dispensation by PowermongerX July 20, 2019

dispensationalist 

A Christian, typically baptist, who believes that God deals with people differently throughout time and situations. A few examples are the church and Israel, Jews and gentiles, and sotierlogical concepts like faith, works, grace etc.

“Wow, did you meet that guy Zach at church?”

“Yup, he’s epic and based and Dispensationalist pilled”

dispensationalist by BasedBapt April 1, 2022