Dismal Jimmy 

Facial hair that consists of shaving your entire face except for the area around your mouth, creating a hair ring.
Often associated as being a scumbag style of facial hair.

“Dude did you see Micheal? He shaved his beard into a dismal jimmy.”

Dismal Jimmy by RougeBerry January 12, 2023

Dismal Jimmy 

A beard comprised of only the hair circling the mouth, forming a near pencil thin ring. The rest of the face is bare. Often associated with the wearer being a douchebag and feeling the urge to punch the wearer in the face.

Josh: “Did you see Mike shaved his face and has a dismal jimmy now?”
Darryl: “I know… I kind of want to punch him in the face.”

Dismal Jimmy by RougeBerry March 9, 2025