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A use of logic that impedes the correct understanding of a matter. Often employed by politicians.
Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.
dislogic by Calibrae October 11, 2012
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dislinguic

(adj.) a term used to describe a person that frequently scrambles meanings of popular lingo. This individual might also tend to get the tenses of these phrases confused.
1. I just hate how Sally is so dislinguic! She always says stuff like, "Twittered about the party!" She needs to realize that the proper word is tweeted. Ugh.

2. Did you hear that when Chris texted his dad a question the other day that he replied, "y" for yes? Wow, that is so dislinguic, he should know that "y" means "why"...not yes!
dislinguic by ItsMeTopherHere March 30, 2011
A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.
(From real life)

Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.

B1: I can't be bothered cooking.

B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.

B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.
Dislogic by Ozymoron January 11, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026