"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."
"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"
"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"
"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"