discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Miscreation 

1. Adjective: Formed unnaturally; archaically created.

2. Noun: A term for a highly desirable woman on MySpace who is treasured for her unique charm, awesome saucesome style, and bomb diggity beauty.

3. Verb: A term used to describe processing sugar in the raw

1. "The origins of vampires were a tale of miscreation."

2. "Wait till you see the miscreation I have on my friends list!"

3. "After the sugar is harvested, the miscreation step refines it into a sweet substance."

Miscreation by The_Other October 11, 2009

Discraption 

A description of a distraction.

Josh: This guy just threw a flash grenade at my grandma and it was all like "WHISHOOOOPOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!"

Ryan: Dude. Awesome discraption.

Discraption by Bonefang September 26, 2010

distreption 

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.

I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.

distreption by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

doorman discretion 

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

doorman discretion by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

No Discretion 

Not giving a fuck. The people in the group are some bad ass mo' fuckas.

Slappin' a bitch, not giving a shit, living life on the edge..No Discretion.

No Discretion by Your moma. November 27, 2010

dickreation 

The activity of one boo to another boo. Providing sexual services without attachment.

"I went out with that guy just for dickreation"

"that you for providing dickreational services!"

dickreation by Benjamin Roberts July 5, 2006