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discontinuation syndrome 

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesn't have a current cure. Side effects include - severely untidy home, unfinished paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.

EXAMPLE;
*hoovering carpet but stops half way through*

Person; "oooo I could really do with a shag"
*leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel*
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Discontiguationalist 

A person that believes that all things are not connected, being the opposite of a contiguationalist who believes all is connected.
The room was full of discontiguationalists, and i felt out of place.
Discontiguationalist by Isolati0n September 4, 2011

iPhone-discontinuitisness 

iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.

iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.

The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.
Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026