discorporate 

The term is from the Robert Heinlein classic *Stranger in a Strange Land,* copyright 1961. To discorporate means to die corporeally (physically); withdraw; leave one's body. There are many reasons to discorporate, and it requires the wisdom of Martian Old Ones to truly grok why.

"His joy was muted by awareness that his brother did not share it -- he seemed more distressed than was possible save in one about to discorporate because of shameful lack or failure." Robert Heinlein writing the thoughts of character Valentine Michael Smith in *Stranger in a Strange Land.*

discorporate by Ms. V. July 30, 2018

Diserplmea 

A rare and contagious disease that is spread through direct eye contact. Symptoms include:
1. Treats every object and thing like a scratch and sniff sticker, including liquids
2. Only knows English, but has random outbursts of fluent Korean
3. Is afraid of financial stability and music
4. Has violent seizures while making bomb Rigatoni
5. Is deathly afraid of the number six
7. Can't stop using phrases like "dope!" and "lit!"
8. When the disease takes full control, victim can shape-shift into a Cinnamon Roll at will

If you see anyone with the symptoms of Diserplmea, shoot on site!

Diserplmea by Vlad the Impaler (B.v and A.c) December 2, 2019

Anal Discrepancy 

Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.

There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.

Anal Discrepancy by TN/GC May 5, 2011

discern 

to perceive, detect, recognizee, and comprehend.

People often appreciate your discernment of their situation.

discern by teila August 3, 2006

discrepancy 

Lack of agreement; inconsistancy.

The obvious discrepancy amongst the group deterred them from making a quick decision.

discrepancy by Larstait November 7, 2003

Memo Discrepancy 

When someone makes statements about their accounts that are complete lies but, because you can’t say that in the notes or to the customer, you have to call it a memo discrepancy.

“This bitch says called the other day and that she’d gotten some rep to wave her fees but she never called in once. Can I say she’s a lying whore in the memos?”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”

Memo Discrepancy by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy) 

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy) by Duece79 September 2, 2016