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dirty squirrel 

partner puts mouth over your butthole while you fart making her (or his) cheeks pop out like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts
I gave Kim a dirty squirrel last night
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dirty squirrel 

the act of shitting on someone's scrotum regions
He woke up with and noticed he had been dirty squirreled.
dirty squirrel by EBSCOHOSTKILLER January 6, 2010

Dirty Squirrel 

a person that is oftentimes strongly attracted to the opposite sex and horny like a hoe. dirty squirrel
Dirty Squirrel by that one guy D November 18, 2009

dirtsquirrels 

generally used when referring to useless people who hang around in the corner booth of a coffee shop.. alone..preying on your life by taking in your every move. dirt squirrels commonly flock together and masturbate in a tight smegma filled circle and shoot their demon seed all over eachother. they then proceed to lick up all of the wasted sperm followed by group force vomiting.
Washroom Attendant: Excuse me.. group of dirtsquirrels, would you be in need of towels to clean up after that horrible display of hell on earth?
Dirt squirrels (in unison): jizz and smegma make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your ass and shoved back down your throat.
dirtsquirrels by Maury Povich- September 26, 2005

Dirty Squirrel 

A man who likes "eating" another man's nuts
Dude, look how big of a Homo he is. That guy must be a Dirty Squirrel.
Dirty Squirrel by THE OG OG MUDBONE December 28, 2015

Dirtsquirrel 

A low budget down and outer that will do anything for crank including sucking cock for gas money, taking their clothes off, any sexual favors just for a hit. Doing any amount of men in one night. This also includes the passing of their STD at the same time.
Dirtsquirrel
Dirtsquirrel by Cigarz October 8, 2017