Dirty Lanny

When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Lanny last night.

Dirty Lanny by UrbanDick March 20, 2007

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Dirty Landyn

The act of masturbation and posting it on Youtube, then getting the police called on you for harassment.

Friend: Why haven't you posted on youtube in a while?

Me: I pulled a Dirty Landyn, sorry

Dirty Landyn by ThatOneGuy,TheChineseOne April 12, 2020

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dirty laney

When your mom dies and you use humor as a coping mechanism but really your not ok...

Dirty Laney’s mom dies then she makes a lot of jokes about it!

dirty laney by Aj Hopkins April 15, 2020

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dirty laney

someone who shoves their skin peeling feet into partners rear end.

I did a dirty laney last night

dirty laney by Hankleton July 9, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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