Dirty hector

A dirty hector is when you are at school and you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you so you stand on here desk and take your shit

Person- I pulled a dirty hector

Bro- I am proud of you keep it up

Dirty hector by Secret admirer April 17, 2020

Dirty hetero 

Your one straight friend who is the best person you know but they can also be a huge piece of shit and call other People bestie but fist fights who you call bestie.

“Oh you know Isabel” “yeah she such a dirty hetero”

Dirty hetero by Dirty-hetero June 1, 2021

Dirty Hector

A dirty hector is when you are on the couch playing x box for hours and your girlfriend text you and you ignore her and she ends up at your house with a knife

Braydon- my girl pulled a dirty hector

Landon- that is scary bro

Dirty Hector by Secret admirer April 17, 2020

Dirty Heater 

When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.

Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"

Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"

Dirty Heater by CrayKay November 27, 2012

The Dirty Little Heaters 

The most shamefully underrated band of this generation. Best female singer I've ever heard and the band is really heavy and rad. The theory is even though people are blown away when they play the girl isn't pretty and will therefore never be able to gain huge status. From Chapel Hill.

Q: I like that band The Dirty Little Heaters but they aren't much to look at!
A: Go suck your cock off.

Q: Man, that band _____ writes good songs but can't catch a break!
A: They're getting Dirty Little Heatered!

The Dirty Little Heaters by Lance from Greensboro November 6, 2009