Dirty Hand Shakes

Rocky, Indie, Blues band hailing from Northern Scotland. Popular in the early 00's during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.

Wow did you see the Dirty Hand Shakes last night they were awesome.

Dirty Hand Shakes by POW The Phantom September 23, 2011

Dirty-Handed Judy 

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

Dirty-Handed Judy by Caseyd September 29, 2023

Dirty Hand Syndrome 

Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.

I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!

Dirty Hand Syndrome by anapvg5 April 22, 2010

dirty handzic 

fucking a girl while juggling a soccer ball

Because my advised me to focus on practicing rather than on having sex with my girlfriend, i combined the two and gave her the dirty handzic.

dirty handzic by M. Grudzien February 8, 2007

Dirty Hand Cookie 

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.

The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.

Dirty Hand Cookie by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018

Left Handed Dirty Bandage 

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

Left Handed Dirty Bandage by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022