Dirty Hand Shakes

Rocky, Indie, Blues band hailing from Northern Scotland. Popular in the early 00's during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.

Wow did you see the Dirty Hand Shakes last night they were awesome.

Dirty Hand Shakes by POW The Phantom September 23, 2011

Dirty Handshake 

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".

If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.

Dirty Handshake by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010

Dirty Handshake 

The act of jizzing, or ejaculating, into your palm and slapping someone across the face. Can be done either in front of them or premeditated. You don't necessarily have to dislike a person to do such gesture. Most times it is an act of desperation to get the attention of another female or male or coworker.

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey baby! Baby? Sweety?" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? What?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "I love you!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)

or

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey Frank! Yeah you!" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? Why'd you do that?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Cuz you're my boy!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)

Dirty Handshake by mateodos September 4, 2009

The dirty handshake 

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.

"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"

The dirty handshake by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023

The dirty handshake 

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.

"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"

The dirty handshake by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023