dirty dunce 

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.

Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.

dirty dunce by Droops June 10, 2008

Dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip 

A LAD-point-garnering move of moderate difficulty; to induce vaginal or clitoral pleasure through the application of digits beneath a girl's panties on the dancefloor.

James Hurst: "Yeah, absolutely smashed it last night. Only went and dirty dipped her sopping, dinnai! Macklin's Law baby! The dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip! Huge points. If I knew her name I'd send her Mum a thank you letter."

Dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip by Ladministrator of points May 22, 2011

Dirty Finger Dance

when the big booty broad you are dancing with raises her wide hips in the air and continues to wipe her dirty fingers all over the club floor while shakin her money maker.

you: "Did you see me out there with that big booty broad? Man, was she doing the dirty finger dance or what!?"
guy: "Ya, I prematured just watching."

Dirty Finger Dance by WET TV May 31, 2011

dirt dance 

The condition of being dead.

"I heard your grandmother is doing the dirt dance. She was a good woman"

dirt dance by MRK March 24, 2006

Dirtydunked 

A person who hooks up with a tour guide.

Esp. A bratty, stuck up, spoiled, shameless or disrespectful person.

A young woman that no one liked on a study abroad, that could't get any guys from the trip to hook up with her because she was a pretentious asshole (she told a guy to "stick his P in her V", seconds later she then flopped drunk onto the floor like a carp). Later in the trip the Ecuadorian tour guide, Duncan dirtydunked her in front of the other tour guide. While she was getting dirtydunked she was speaking what little spanish she could, "Mas mas, Fabian stop looking". Then brags about getting dirtydunked to the group.

Dirtydunked by Gala Pagos June 20, 2010