dirty cricket 

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

dirty cricket by Bill August 29, 2005

Dirt Cricket 

Person who sells water, beer, or veggie burritos at shows in the lot trying to make enough cash to get to the next
gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.

Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.

He had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. What a Dirt Cricket!

Dirt Cricket by beniop May 8, 2009

Dirty Crockett 

The sex act of nailing your S.O> from behind leaping on their back and unleashing nightmarish taco bell diarrhea on them then hanging on as long as you can.

You sick fucker did you Dirty Crockett my sister!?!?!

Dirty Crockett by Skippopolis April 26, 2020