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dirty britney

The sexual act of shaving your partners head whilst receiving aggressive fellatio and then finishing off by depositing a significant load onto said partner's freshly bald head.

It is important to remember that it only qualifies as a dirty britney if the shaving and the blowjob occur simultaneously and the event is completed with a vast money shot onto the partners head.
That crazy Vegas whore pulled out a razor and insisted that we did a dirty britney when she went down on me. Obviously I obliged with a huge cumshot onto her freshly bald nut.
dirty britney by J Reno October 12, 2007
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Dirty Brittney

When you walk in on your mom having sex with your uncle and get jealous because you just slept with him that morning so you stick your finger in his butt because you know it brings back bad memories of his father.
Sorry about that dirty Brittney I gave you the other day. I just was upset cause she is your sister and my mom.
Dirty Brittney by Tbebe April 15, 2020

Dirty Britny 

When a guy is 100% dominant and makes his whore get fucked in public in chains and shackles while having a bukake at the end.
Damn James had to record the Dirty Britny for the world to see.

Dirty Brittney

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of skittles while the man screams out "Taste the rainbow!"
"I highly enjoyed that dirty Brittney last night."
Dirty Brittney by KrispyLotus August 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004