dirty aftyn

When you eat your takeout in bed on top of your cut toenails from the week’s daily trimmings.

Man I can’t wait to get home and pull a dirty Aftyn. Boston Pizza is dropping off my Mac and cheese and bread sticks at 8.

dirty aftyn by Rawchickin April 12, 2020

Dirty Afton

A sexual act where a woman and her partner are having consensual sex on top of a speeding horse. Before climaxing, the woman covers the horse’s eyes with her pussy as the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. As the now blind, speeding horse gallops wildly, the couple climax before crashing into something. This act is typically performed on a Thursday afternoon, when she is doubled cheeked up.

Last night I took Ashley on a horseback riding date. Little did she know that we would person a dirty afton, causing us to break our arms.

Dirty Afton by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020

Dirty Afton

A sexual act performed on horseback where the woman and her willing partner are on a mustang speeding through a field. Before climax, the woman puts her pussy in over the horses eyes while the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. With the horse blind and running wildly, the partners climax together before crashing into an unsuspecting object/person.

Dang, last night I took Ashley on a date and we performed the dirty afton. That’s how I broke my arm!

Dirty Afton by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020

Dirty Aftin 

A sexual act, whereby, a woman allows a large group of men satisfy themselves in all three

of her orifices while the woman’s boyfriend watches and climaxes without his genitalia being touched. This is commonly done in a hotel room while nosy neighbors listen, suspended in jealousy.

I was mad at the number of strangers at my house when I arrived, until I walked in and realized my girlfriend was a Dirty Aftin. I love her so much!

Dirty Aftin by Mr Lazzlo September 13, 2021