Setting: Ancient Greece, 400 BC
Aristotle: So Socrates did you have a good time last night with your mistress?
Socrates: Yeah, she was on her period, but I sucked it up and gave her the dirty odell
Aristotle: Damn man thats fucked up, whats wrong with you.
Socrates: I know man, but I didn't have to use a lamb skin or any lubricants.
Aristotle: Your still fucked up man
Socrates: Yeah man, my fuckin toga is bloody as fuck now
Aristotle: So Socrates did you have a good time last night with your mistress?
Socrates: Yeah, she was on her period, but I sucked it up and gave her the dirty odell
Aristotle: Damn man thats fucked up, whats wrong with you.
Socrates: I know man, but I didn't have to use a lamb skin or any lubricants.
Aristotle: Your still fucked up man
Socrates: Yeah man, my fuckin toga is bloody as fuck now
by Joe Bosco December 8, 2008