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The act of sticking your finger up your butt and wiping your fecal matter on your upper lip. Basically giving yourself a dirty sanchez.
Fuck giving that bitch a dirty sanchez, Im gonna make her do the dirty jimenez.

I can't get hard unless i do the dirty jimenez
by Stubs Magnificent July 06, 2008

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