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a dirty chuck norris is when you whack off whilst punching a scumbag slut in the face.
i picked up this hood rat and 20 dollars later i gave her a dirty chuck norris in a hotel bathroom.
by ill dice February 20, 2007
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When u clip a close-pin to your nipple and make a man suck the close-pin
Jay gave that dude a dirty chuck norris
by polar dave June 03, 2011
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