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Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow
man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert
by Pepe tolete October 19, 2007

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